Thursday, August 19, 2010

You 'Go Girl'

What is this creepy looking thing for? It's pink and the word 'girl' is in the title, so I will assumed it's for women. Other than that I couldn't figure it out. Some kind of torture/contraceptive device? Part of a breast pump? The weird see-through sketch reminds me of those awful diagrams inside every tampon box showing you exactly how to insert them...

Have you guessed yet? If not, give it a try.

Ok. It's a stand-up-and-pee tool. Yeah, that's right. Ladies, we no longer have to squat. Camp without fear, hike confidently. Just make sure you have your pink faux penis with you. Who would have thought freedom would be this disturbing?

What I really want to know: How long before that thing smells to high heaven? Cleaning that phallic funnel after ever use seems much worse to me than the alternative. Thanks, but no thanks.

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